THE OTHER EARTH

Somewhere out there in the vastness we call space, is another solar system exactly like ours with an Earth like planet with the same water and land properties. But the water there is clean, the air that the inhabitants breathe is without pollutants and crops and livestock grow in abundance. True there are natural occurrences like earthquakes, hurricanes and tornadoes and the occasional volcano eruptions, but as soon as it is safe to go back into those areas, peace is restored and rebuilding begins. And it gets done because it is what needs to be done, not for profit. You see, the difference between the two Earths is that they don't know GREED. No one goes to bed hungry, when you are ill you get the attention that you need and the people there are much happier then they are here.

Some would call this Socialism or maybe even Communism, but whatever you call it, it works for them and I dare say that it could work here as well. As a child I remember my mother telling me that greed was the killer. I didn't understand what that meant back then but I do now. And if there was a way that I could erase greed from our planet I certainly would, before greed does kill us.

AUNTIE STELLA GETS A NEW DISHWASHER

Auntie Stella is a cook and hates to clean but had to do what she had to do. No more! I now have a dishwasher. I think his name is John or Juan, really cute, about 6'2" ,20 years old, brown/brown and just full of life. Would love to show all of you a picture of him but I don't want immigration to take him away from me. He loves every meal I fix for him and tears came to his eyes when I gave him a pair of rubber gloves and a bottle of Dawn. Hey, if it gets oil spills off of birds I know my dishes will be clean. I only have one bedroom so we have to share a bed but he doesn't seem to mind at all. And honestly, how many of you out there have a dishwasher who will also scrub your back when you shower together?

Also found a new pair of shoes that I just had to have so I had to cut back and live off of tuna for a couple of weeks, but tuna salad doesn't have to be boring, I see to that. I always use celery seed, red onions, caraway seeds, relish and Miracle Whip. I know, "Caraway seeds"? Yes, rye bread costs more. Also, if you have happened to love raisin bread like I do, and that costs more too, try adding a small handful of raisins to your tuna salad and maybe some walnut pieces. Maybe I can stay on tuna for an extra week and find a nice bag to match the shoes. (Juan loves the shoes too, and they fit both of us, LOL

Auntie Stella.

LOUD ASS COMMERCIALS

Don't you just hate having to watch television with the remote in hand so that you can mute those commercials that are so much louder than the program? The shows can keep you interested but the ads are so loud that you wind up recording them and then zapping thru the commercials. Today I took a step to hopefully fixing that. I wrote to Bio.com and told them the above and added the fact that their advertisers probably wouldn't like knowing that. Let's see if they reply or not.

Also, if you have Bright House for your cable provider, you have probably noticed that their commercials are louder as are the one just before or after their ad? Check it out for yourself and see if I'm right or not. You are paying for this cable and they need your feedback to make the changes that will keep you watching and paying.

Mike

GAY FOR PAY, REALLY???

Okay, if all you had to look at in the gay community was fat, old, farts like me I could understand you paying large sums of money to "STRAIGHT??" men to perform or pose for your enjoyment. But really, isn't that just like voting for republicans to oppress you more? I look around and see tons of hot looking men that I would love to see naked or performing in porn, and they do, in my mind of course. But seriously, what is the fascination? I've searched my perverted mind and you know what, if I like what I see I continue to look, if I don't, I go on to the next DVD or magazine. It doesn't matter to me if he is gay or not, like I really have a shot at him (did I mention that I'm also broke"?). And if I wasn't, it wouldn't matter to me any more than it would to him what religion I was, if I had one, what I did with whom-when or anything else as long as the money held out. We all fantasize about movie stars, some of whom are gay and pretending to be straight and I can understand since it could effect their jobs and fortunes. But if there is a naked picture of them out there, I will try my best to find it, not because size matters (LOL) but just to complete the puzzle by putting the last piece together. I personally I like nudity and have no shame about that fact. It's the way I came into this world and will probably go out the same way, closed coffin for the sake of others. I would love to know what you think.