Monday, July 11, 2011

AUNTIE STELLA GETS A NEW DISHWASHER

Auntie Stella is a cook and hates to clean but had to do what she had to do. No more! I now have a dishwasher. I think his name is John or Juan, really cute, about 6'2" ,20 years old, brown/brown and just full of life. Would love to show all of you a picture of him but I don't want immigration to take him away from me. He loves every meal I fix for him and tears came to his eyes when I gave him a pair of rubber gloves and a bottle of Dawn. Hey, if it gets oil spills off of birds I know my dishes will be clean. I only have one bedroom so we have to share a bed but he doesn't seem to mind at all. And honestly, how many of you out there have a dishwasher who will also scrub your back when you shower together?
Also found a new pair of shoes that I just had to have so I had to cut back and live off of tuna for a couple of weeks, but tuna salad doesn't have to be boring, I see to that. I always use celery seed, red onions, caraway seeds, relish and Miracle Whip. I know, "Caraway seeds"? Yes, rye bread costs more. Also, if you have happened to love raisin bread like I do, and that costs more too, try adding a small handful of raisins to your tuna salad and maybe some walnut pieces. Maybe I can stay on tuna for an extra week and find a nice bag to match the shoes. (Juan loves the shoes too, and they fit both of us, LOL
Auntie Stella.